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Top 10 Dog Related Dad Jokes for Father's Day

Top 10 dog related dad jokes

Dads might not get the same amount of attention as our moms, collect calls dramatically increase on Father's day, but we want to say thank you do all the dog fathers out there who get up early for walks and constantly pick up dog poo in the back yard.

In honor of Father's Day, here are our top 10 dog related dad jokes. If you have any great ones, tell us in the comments below.

Top 10 dog related dad jokes.

  1. I was resting my feet on our dog when my wife said that he looks defeated. I took lifted my feet up and said, now he is defeated. 
  2. Ask a dog what prison is like, and they'll tell you it's ruff!
  3. My mum wanted to get our dogs a new tag for their collar. She said we should put the cellphone on it and I thought that might get a little bit heavy for them. 
  4. While walking the dogs we came across a railroad crossing. It was obvious by the tracks a train had been through there.
  5. How do three dog turds and three trees add up to ten? Tree and a turd, tree and a turd, tree and a turd. 
  6. A dog walks into a saloon with a sling and a gun. The bartender says they don't serve dogs. The dog says he's looking for the man that show his paw. 
  7. When giving out Halloween candy, point to your dog and ask the trick or treaters how they like your cat's costume.
  8. The sheep-dog told the farmer there were 50 sheep herded. The farmer only counted 46 and the sheep dog told him he rounded them up.
  9. There is a zoo where the only animal is a dog. It's a shitzu. 
  10. The police knocked on our door the other day saying that our dog had been chasing some someone on a bike. I told the officer don't be ridiculous, my dog is smart but he can't ride a bike! 

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker


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